History With a Twist -- page 4919

Go down the tunnel

booooooring

All you find is a small green alien named zorgon who informs you that his people are only just setting up a monitoring station on this planet and would you mind leaving as it's top secret and you're not expected for at least 65 million years thank you very much.

If there had been a door to slam, it would have been slammed in your face.