Pull out the Klockmon Diamond and shock the world
You smile. "It's simple enough, really mayor. By bending the laws of time and space, I have reached the fourth dimension - time. I managed to grab the diamond before it was stolen. And, as a final tribute, I went to the future, where everyone was seated at a strange-looking contraption. Inquiring on the matter, I was told it was a 'computer'."
You take a deep breath.
"It appears that they used this 'computer' to get onto a wide range of 'computers' called the Internet. I shan't reveal any more about this, as it may seriously affect the time-space continuum"
The crowd that has gathered around you laughs. You blush, but you know you're right, and they're wrong. Unfortuantly, the Mayor calls the County Sanitation department, and they drag you off to an asylum. There you live in squalid, hellholish conditions with moldy bread, warm water, and a straw bed as your sleeping place. Bathroom breaks are few and far between, and you have little, if any, contact with the outside world. Years pass, and eventually a slight twinge of insanity forms in your mind. Only by reading the newspapers they put out to soak up spills do you manage to keep your sanity. You apply for a release form, unfortuantly it is denied. You..
