As the thing gets closer and closer to you, and the distance between
you and your friends grows farther and farther apart your adrenaline
begins to race. Your feet and legs become weak, your eyes get full of
tears, and your hands feel wet and slippery. In a desperate attempt to
leap ahead, you fall, and the THING takes this time to grab you. You
scream, and grab for the THINGs mask which you successfully get a hold
of and you rip off- revealing that the thing is really GWYNETH
PALTROW! You....