Travel to the nearest newspaper stand
You hail a taxi and ask the cabbie to take you to the nearest
newspaper stand to purchase today's paper. On the way there, the car
shrieks as it weaves in and out of zombie hoboes who wail
uncontrollably and pound their flaky fists against your car as you fly
by. Obviously, this is not the future you expected! The city looks
as if nuclear war has ravaged and destroyed most of the skyscrapers;
all of the businesses are closed down, and debris is flying all thru
the streets. Once you reach the news stand, you buy a paper and the
headline reads, "COUNTRY BUMPKIN MEXICAN HOBO ZOMBIES RAVAGE THE
NATION!! LATEST EVENT IN A SERIES OF INCIDENTS STRINGING FROM JACKIE
KENNEDY PASTA ATTACK IN 1963 BY UNKNOWN ASSAILANT!!" Suddenly
you feel you need to go back in time and fix things. Or maybe you
should just move forward?
