A strange aquaintence
As you sit in wonderment looking at all the strange sites a
darting shadow catches your eye. Suddenly out of the forest a small
creature bounds forth and lands in your lap.
"Hehehehehehehe..." he laughs. He gives you hand motions
signaling for you to laugh too. "Heh... heh..." you mutter.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE" he yells out. He is an odd
creatue with brownish wrinkled skin. He has big eyes and is clothed
in a little white robe. Suddenly he grabs your neck and wrings it
violently. Then he whispers to you, "Neewollah!!"
"What?" you say.
"NEEWOLLAH!!" he says again.
You decide you've had enough and pull out your swiss army pocket
knife. He looks at it then kicks you in the head with a jump kick.
You drop the knife has you rear back in pain. The creature grabs the
knife and runs off.
Just then, Kerri comes up behind you.
"What happened?"
"I think I just armed a psychotic little brown monster!" You
say.
UH OH!
