Yep, whatever you're sitting on...it's sort of furry. Kinda slobbery
too. It's pitch black, but it almost sounds like the heavy breath of
a grue. "Man, this is stupid!" You exclaim..."Why on
earth do I keep thinking about Grues?"
Suddenly you hear a deep voice.."I don't know. But you just keep
thinking about me while I munch on yer hind-quarters, kid!"
And with one gulp...yer gone.
Thankyou, and goodnight.