A little black dog falls of the dogwood and starts strait towards you
Kerri, being the nice person she is, gives the dog a bone, YOUR LEG
BONE! you look down and notice that your leg is missing so you take
kerri's leg and attach it firmly onto your leg. "SPEAK"
Kerri tells the dog. The dog replies "Of course. but of what
particular topic do you wish to converse?" You find it hard to
believe that the dog actually spoke. Just then you
faint.