The generals cookies
I was getting ready to escape and suddenly I recognize a cookie
monster that has lazer beams for eyes. I need a cookie but do not
want to get my head chopped off. I decide I must find some sunglasses
for the cookie monster so the lazers cant get me. I search far and
wide for a pair of sunglasses that can contain the fearse lazers built
by crisco and herscheys. I see a pair of glasses that are thick as
cole bottles but dark as night. I steal the glasses from a gargoyle
while promising to deliver cookiees in exchange. I take the glasses
to the pantry and cover the lazer eyes providing cover for me to sneak
into the cookie jar and procure my reward. I take more than need so I
have some to trade for weapons and health
potions.
