Do something profoundly important
But then, you realize the importance plastics. YOu see, plastics are
the future. Plastics make it possible. You have seen the light and
become a priest. A plastic priest. You worship Plastico, god of
synthetics, and eat only plastic meat on plastic bread.
That's right!
Then you killed the dinosaurs. YOu see, they keel right over, if you
chew their underbellies. Poke 'em with a pope-hat, and you've got it
made!
And the moral of this story is: TILE GROUT IS NOT THE
PRESIDENT...YET!
But it is too late! You have already mutated into a cheese-slice.
You are pre-processed!!! Ha-ha! So, eat your beans, Timmy! EAT
'EM!! Or you'll end up just like the man in the story.
