Peanut butter jelly!
You were surfing the internet looking at dancing bananas singing
"It's peanut butter jelly time!" when the dancing banana
came out through your printer and strangled your refridgerator.
After killing your beloved fridge, the banana roared out a mighty
roar, unfortunantly, it had fire breath.
Your house burnt down.
You survived by jumping on the banana and riding it
outside.
