The monkey boy began thrashing Funky Mama wildly and you stand there
amazed, monkey boy was a real chimp! Once he'd finished beating Funky
Mama he turns around and.....
As you peer through the door all you see is a T.V. program about
chimps and a little boy imitating them. You ask him if you can hide
somewhere but he just talks monkey language and screeches. You decide
to go down the hall but suddenly you feel a bony hand on your
shoulder, It's Funky Mama!! You try to run away but Funky Mama had
been doing weights and she was very buff. She giggles in a high
pitched squeek and says you're mine but suddenly you see a brown blur.
It's the monkey boy!