And the whole time your wondering, "About that Dark King..."
Looking up, you notice a funny thing in the sky. Not laugh funny,
just funny funny. It's kinda dark and swirly, like too thick
chocolate milk. But it doesn't taste like chocolate milk. It tastes
like a funny thing in the sky. Anyway, upon noticing said funny
thing, up there in the sky, you vomit again. Only this time with
feeling. And you look back towards the dog, but he's not really there
anymore. He vaporized, leaving little doggy fur on the ground. You
would vomit again, but you're too pooped to pucker. So instead you
just blanch. That means turn white.