Pig
That is drinking beside you, the pig turns his head slowly to you
shaking, shiverring his head. He stares at you and says "Hey man,
you want some beer" in a goat's voice, You then reply
"That's OK man." The pig carried on drinking then the tender
arrives with two glasses of milk and peanuts, is that all sir, do you
want anything else, "you reply no thanks." You finish
drinking and eating with your fellow cow, and you feel a little dizzy
from the drink as if you just drank some spirite or something. You
can't see a thing and then ask for the bill, the bar tender says
"That's $200 thanks" "WHAT THE?????" You reply,
"That's just for the peanut's remember, i've given free milk to
you already." You start to trash the place in rage and think
back, the pig must of spiked my drink, ohhh yes i'll kill him. You
turn toward's the pig agrily while the pig was shaking, you then walk
closer and closer until the pig says in an angry voice "Calm down
boy, you might hurt somebody," you continue to walk until you saw
a small, hairy fat.....
