"We have to take you to the Mars Candy Headquarters!"
"Wha'"
"Mars Candy stupid! What else is there? Didin't they take over
the world where you come from?"
"No."
"Let me tell you what happened."
"Wel..."
"A long time ago somebody did this survey that said that people
like blue M&Ms better than any other color. So they wanted to make
lots of money.Well the obviouse thing to do is put less blue M&Ms
in a bag, like three."
"How does that work on people having to buy lots?" you ask
comletly over your head.
"Well if lets say you needed fifty blue M&Ms. Then you would
have to buy a lot of bags of M&Ms to get fifty blue ones. Or if
you like blue best and you buy more bags than usual in hoping that you
will get lots of blue? See what I'm saying? That is how 'Mars
Attacks'. They bankrupt the worlds echonomies through this M&M
thing.By the way here we are."
You walk into a great sandstone building.
"OUCH my nose!" you say.
"Stupid, why are you walking into the side of the building? You
people are wierd!" the fire man says.
He leads you through the forest and to a place where sidewalks seem to
integrate themselves into the forest. Then you see a building and some
roads. The fire guy starts talking.