Pig
That is drinking beside you, the pig turns his head slowly to you
shaking, shivering his head. He stares at you and says "Hey man,
you want some beer" in a goat's voice, you reply "That's OK
man." The pig carried on drinking then the tender arrives with
two glasses of milk and peanuts, is that all sir, do you want anything
else, “no thanks" you reply. You finish drinking and eating with
your fellow cow, and you feel a little dizzy from the drink as if you
just drank some spirit or something. You can't see a thing and then
ask for the bill, the bar tender says "That's $200 thanks"
"WHAT THE #$%@!!!" You reply, "That's just for the
peanuts remember, I’ve given free milk to you already." You start
to trash the place in rage and think back, the pig must of spiked my
drink, ohhh yes I’ll kill him. You turn towards the pig angrily while
the pig was shaking, you then walk closer and closer until the pig
says in an angry voice "Calm down boy, you might hurt
somebody," you continue to walk until you saw a small, hairy
fat.....
