He stuck out his fists and started jabbing you in the left and right
cheeks. You decide that you better at least try to defend yourself.
You too have now got your fists up in the air trying to block the mans
blows to your cheeks.
Now a small crowd was gathered around us as we fought. At last I
decided to fight back I gave the man a small punch in the stomach.
The man began to cry. Big salty tears were flowing down his oversized
cheek. You try to comfort the man but still can't work out why he is
crying. After all you didn't punch him that hard.
You roll over out of the reach of the man and try to explain to him
that that was just a friendly gesture but he wouldn't listen.