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Ash: *quietly* You're our ONLY advertising guy!!!
Gary: Pretend you didn't hear that!!!! Anyways, my latest product is
a.........
Ash: PILE OF MUD!!!!!!!!
Gary: Ahem, as I was saying, BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY SOME
TWO FACED, UGLY, VERY STUPID, BUBBLE HEADED,......
Kathrine B.: Get on with the commercial!!!!!
Gary:........ JERK NAMED ASH, my latest product is a TELEPHONE!!!!!!
Ash: *cracking up* Boy, that's even dumber than the book!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: MAGICARP SIC HIM!!!!!!!!!
Ash: *laughing so hard, he's crying* A MAGICARP?????? A
MAGICARP???????? BOY YOU ARE SOOOOO......
Magicarp: Carp!!!!!!!! * Tackles Ash into the next millineum*
Ash: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Gary: Cough, Cough, So, as I was saying, my phone is available in the
'your rival is an idiotic loser' version, or in the ' your rival is an
extremely ugly loser' version!!!!!!!! The phone just lies there, does
absolutely nothing and doesn't even work properly!!!!! And the best
thing is, it's only a couple of million bucks!!!!!
Kathrine B.: What??? We don't have a couple of million male deer to
spare!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: I was talking about money you.....
Kathrine B.: MEW GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Mew: MYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Gary: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! So anywaaaaayyys buy the
phooooooone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kathrine B.: Back to the show!!!!!!
Gary: Hi my wonderful audience!!!!!!!! It's me, Gary Oak, your
favorite advertising guy.
