Okay, as some of you know, my Mew had to go off and become some Sign
in some book in some other tale. I don't know why he did it, probably
for some excitement, but what's so exciting about protecting the world
of the subconsiousness, I'll never know. There's just spare bits of
paper and a lot of dust there. Also some man-eating cows, but that's
only on Mondays.(full story coming soon) Anyways, I was getting pretty
lonely with no pokemon to fight with, and I was beginning to miss
being blasted one hundred feet in the air and coming back down while
yelling my head off. Of course I had my Clefairy, my Haunter, my
Nidogod (don't ask!), my Dragonair, and my Persian, but they're too
obedient (not that I mind). And all they do is sleep, eat, fight with
each other, sleep, eat, sleep, and sleep some more. So I decided to go
and find myself another pokemon. But first, I called some of my
friends for advice............