But I'm female!
"They passed a domestic partners law in the land and we went to
Vermontia and got 'married'. Don't you remember?" Lilandra says.
"Your parents were really upset."
This all seems so sudden. Then things start coming back to you.
"Oh yeah..." you say. "Lilandra... I remember now.
We met at the Starbucks in the Murgatroyd Mountains. Cool
nose-ring."
"Yours too baby," Lilandra coos. "That's one of the
things that attracted me to you in the first place."
"Halt!" yells a Royal Guardsman, bursting into the
room.
"But I'm female!" you protest, jumping up from the bed.
"How can you be my wife?"
