Ther monkey is a phyco
After further investigation you found the monkey to be wearing a blue
suit. Only then you realised this was all too weird too be real and
that monkeys don’t talk. You try to pinch yourself. This doesn’t work
(you can’t being able to feel anything). You decide after staring at
this monkey for about twenty seconds that you’d go along with
everything and treat it all a normal. Just in case it was someone
trying VERY hard to freak you out.
You say to the monkey.
“Show me these blue bananas.”
“Purple, the bananas are purple.” He says wisely.
“What! You said they were” You exclaimed before being interrupted by
him.
“Green, I said they were green.”
“Forget this.” You think to yourself. You see a blue banana on the
ground and pegg it at him. He moves one step to your left calmly as to
be missed by the spinning blue banana. Luckily for you the throw was
one step to your left off target and bashes the bloody target on his
…finger (bloody meaning he was also bleeding).
The terrible blow blows him on to his … feet; he steppes back onto a
blue banana peel.
But blue bananas have different reactions compared to yellow bananas;
blue ones explode into small tiny flying fragments of frozen fish
(piranhas). But because he is standing on it, instead of him being
bitten by the small flying fragments of frozen fish, the flying
fragments of frozen fish imbed them selves in his foot. Then they fall
straight out.
