Officer Reynolds was off of work early,so he decided to check out a
"Haunted Castle"where some strange things had been happening
recently.As his car approached the creepy house,the officer saw it
explode,and a kid came running out,screaming,"Holy
*@%&$&*!What was in that Pepsi???!!!
"Jump in the car kid!,"the officer said.
"Thanks," the kid said.