chapter 2....the wered incownter!
jessie:that was weird!
james:yes but at least we can spell right again!
meowth:look!a tauros trainer battling a kangaskan trainer!
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!
TO PRO-HEY!WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK HERE!
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!
JESSIE!
JAMES!
TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGTH!
SURZENDR NOU OR VREPARE TO PHITE!
MEOUTH THATZ RITE!
HAY WHERE'D THEY GO?
james:doesnt matter,im starving!
WHACK!
meowth:meowth two!
whahack!
jessie:i could cook something!
james:the last time you did that,my magicarp felt sorry for me!
jessie:we could order a pizza!
meowth:sorry,ive practically turned into 1!
jessie:you could starve to death!
james:between that and either ordering pizza or you cooking,that sound
like a really nice option!
RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
jessie:ill get it though we dont have a phone on this balloon!
jessie:HELLO?
im regis!on who-
meowth:everyone is sick of listening to your
motto!
i should say the same thing about you team rocket!
WHY YOU!
INSULT US?MROW!
ILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE MY MAGICARP!
WHACK!
SCRATCH!
SPLASH!
regis:okay,okay!answer this question for 3 tickets to "THE LUXURY
FEAST OF YOUR LIFE!"
question:who is the BOSS(yes boss,im giving it away right here you
chowderheads!) of GIOVANI'S(once again im giving it away!)TEAM
ROCKET?(since youre in there you should know you morons!)
meowth:......
james:hmmmmmm
jessie:not a clue!
regis:you imbeciles have 5 sec. left on the clock!4!3!2!
meowth:mew!
2!1!0...
james:GIOVANI!OUR BOSS!
regis:correct you idiot!now your prize will come in the mail to you in
2 months!bye!
james:Wait!well be starved by then!
regis:and dont forget to add 10$ shipping and handling!
meowth:2 months!nooo!
regis:uhoh..all the food was eaten by primeape!
sorry bout that!bye!
meowth:we need food!
WILL they ever get food?will mew show up again?will primeape get
captured?will meowth ever get declawed will the force ever be with
anakin?
will this story ever have a point?possibly.
To Be Continued............>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL MESSAGE!
To Be Continued............>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WAS THAT ENTIRELY USELESS???
for the last time.....
To Be Continued............>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
mew left in a clowd uv smoke and evyun cud spel properly
agin!agayn!agern!casher!mether!mew!huh?
i mean again.......