Xena, Mountain Climber
You head begins to hurt again. You try to think of the flashback to
attempt to bring back the rest of it into your memory. You fail
miserably. You try to restore the image into your mind's eye for a few
more minutes, then decide that you can't be a wall of burning donuts.
You look back into the fountain and see a mild-mannered, middle-aged,
young blonde-haired barbarian. Or is it a ninja? It's becoming awfully
hard to tell.
The dull pain sears in your head. You must be hallucinating. The
picture in the water shifts to a gigantic rat with the body of a
platypus. The distorted vision transforms yet again to a tall,
muscular man, about medium-built, wearing tight but short denim
spandex. You feel faint again. With extrordinary pain,
you...
Thinking hard, you realize again that you might just be the
world-reknown Xena, Mountain Climber extrodinare. Suddenly, you have a
partial memory flashback. You remember scaling a large, yet oddly
protruding mountain, above a donut factory that happened to have some
very tantalizing smells coming from it. You remember almost reaching
the very summit of the mountain, and then...
