READ FOR GOD'S SAKE
All of a sudden a hand reaches out of the wall right where the poster
is. The hand is a normal size, but it seems to have enough strength to
pull you in.
You wake up tied to a chair. Right in front is Ryan Seacrest.
He looks deadly anrgy and his sleaves are pulled up real high. He
screams "Where is the money!"
Scared to death you just shake your head. Sweat drips on the floor
like a childish dog wiping the water off itself.
"Alright" he says in a dark monotone. "We'll do this
the hard way"
Then Simon Cowell walks in wearing a speedo. He starts shaking in an
angry motion. With a roar he turns in to the Incredible Hulk. He picks
up and throws you as far as timbucktoo.
It reads "ha ha ha". You look at it with confusion and a
dazzed mine. The solitary word "huh" flashes in his mind
like an alarm.
