Attack of the toilets
I am suspicious.When I sit on the toilet it goes crazy and tries to
pull me in with a vacuum and flush me!Help! Help! Help! The toilet is
attacking me! No one comes so I have to think quick.I grab 3 rolls of
the cheap toilet paper that my Mom buys and throw it in the evil
toilet.
He chokes. HA HA HA. While He is choking ,I reach behind and turn
off his switch. I have defeated the evil toilet!!!! Too bad for my
three friends.
Wow! Sis is gone but I really have to go too.
I rush to the modern computerized bathroom where my friendly toilet
greets me by name!
Have a seat Brian Williams, I have warmed it up for you. I go to sit
down but notice three pairs of wet shoes on the the floor beside the
toilet.
