You have suddenly become quite ubiquitous.Pieces of you are
scattered everywhere.But, at least you can find consolation in the
fact that this being a never-ending story (which is quite a slap in
the face to the sicko who put you in this predicament)you are immortal
<as in you can't like, die. Suddenly, you see something big and
orange sliding out of your stomach, up on the hill. Then, it all goes
black.As quickly as you fall asleep,you awaken.In the body of the
orange blob, which believe it or not,is actually a giant Cheezie!
Looking down at your new body, you notice a name necklace that reads
'Nero'.So, you think,this guy was named Nero.Cool.Musing about exactly
how this all got into your stomach, you trudge along not seeing the
evil Hostess highwaymen approaching.