This kitten must be controlling the world.
Peering behind the bar, you spy a cute little kittie. However, on
closer inspection you realize the cute little kittie is not in fact a
cute little kittie at all. It is a doll, with glass eyes and a slack
jaw. You hear it making some kind of sound. Leaning forward, you
realize it is saying "Ginger ale, ginger ale" over and over
again.