BIG FAT PHONIES
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cries the
mayor/Red-Capper.
"Ha, caught you red-coated!" you yell triumphantly.
"YOu are underestimating me!" yells the Red-Capper.
"I'll be back!" and with that he jumps out the window.
You...
"You are lying!" you say, and prove your evidence. She
starts to wail. "It was the Red-Capper, honestly, I swear it
was!" she sobs even louder. You pull on her hair and it comes
off. Wait-it comes off!!!!!!!?????????
