Trust it
You go up to it and pet its rather large head. It looks at you and you
see your self in the eyes. You pull an old woman from your pocket and
offer her to the stegosaurus for sacrifice. The stegosaurus gladly
accepts the offering, picking up the old woman and slamming her into a
tree. You knew that you and the homosexual, overweight, pedophile
stegosaurus had a close bond. But something wasn't right. you noticed
something strange about the way it walked. Then you realized...HE WAS
WEARING A WIRE!!! IT WAS A SETUP!!! You quickly pulled out a black man
from the ghetto, and let nature do the rest. then
you...
