Run for it!
"Well," says the woman. "Perhaps death is too good for
a cowardly chauvanist pig like yourself. You're going to have to come
with us."
So saying, she beckons to a woman standing behind her, who comes
forwards and handcuffs you behind your back. They lead you across the
desolate Escheresque landscape, until they reach a road, where they
flag down a cab and catch a ride to New York. Once there, you, bound
and blindfolded, are brought before the Lord High Feminist of the
Northeast.
She peers down at you. "Who is this pathetic looking
person?"
"Ma'am," replies the woman who captured you, "He
accosted me in the middle of nowhere and made se/\ual allusions to
me."
"Indeed?" replies the leader. "A serious crime. ____,
how do you plead?"
The woman fires a warning round from her uzi, and you screech to a
halt, realizing that you have no hope of outrunning her. You meekly
turn around and face her.
