Aww.. What the heck!
You figure "Garsh! What could possibly go wrong?". As
you aim your finger for the crimson clicker, Barbra
exclaims, "What do ya think yer doin'?! We don't know
what that thing does!". You smirk at her outburst,
thinking to yourself, "Thats never stopped me before.",
and inform her, "Can't help it, I'm a born button pusher.".
She opens her mouth to say something, but before she can
so much as utter a syllable you deftly push the button.
Daves eyes widen, Barbra cringes, and you chuckle as
nothing seems to happen. Dave looks around expectantly
and mutters, "What a gyp! The house could at least
explode or something...". The minute Dave finishes his
commentary, a low rumble becomes audible and the ground
begins to shake.
