"Better", Brunhilda replys. "I think a month like this
would be suitable. One more thing though..." She presses another
button and your over stressed clothing starts to change. You are
relieved to feel the clothing adjust to fit your new shape. Looking
down your relief turns to horror as you notice the green dress is now
a skin tight black vinyl number that zips up the front and the
stillettos are now patient leather to match. Even the nail polish on
your long feminine nails is now bright red and the weight on your
earlobes tells you that you are now wearing large dangling earrings.
Looking up, you feel the weight of your earrings swing and feel them
brush against your neck. You discover Brunhilda has disappeared. The
new, female, Offficer Blunderbutt has had her clothing changed too and
is currently preoccupied exporing her new
form.
"Hey, I agree. Just lay off that thing!" you cry, desparate
to avoid more problems.