Visit English Andy
Travelling for several hours, you are dumped into a
dark room and the blindfold is removed.
'Ahh! You have arrived!', a whisper comes from the darkness.
Horror! You realise you are in the clutches of the most insane
man in England, English Andy!
'Good, you can answer my questions!', Andy asks sinisterly.
'Firstly, Why can't Americans write in the Queen's English?'
How will you answer this most mad of mad Englanders?
Arriving at Heathrow, you are kidnapped by two strange men.
They blindfold you and throw you in the back of a car.
