Two-headed Barbara
Barbara has grown a second head. It is covered with hair and has a
large nose with large hairy mole at the end. Her first head has long
pointy teeth and a third eye. She has been placed in a large cage and
spends her days swinging from vines and howling the Star-Bangled
Banner. Suddenly, she spies an open gate and bolts through it.
People run hysterically screaming. She spies a frozen yogurt stand
and heads straight for it. The booth is deserted so Barbara helps
herself to the yogurt. She is making discusting noises as she eats
but you notice with every bite her body slowly is slowly transformed
back to her original self. So you are forced to close down the theme
park and take Barbara home for some much needed
rest.
