"Uh, Will, are you there?"
You knock thrice on Will's door. Five minutes have passed and yet,
there's no sign of Will. You press your ear against the door, and you
hear a suspicious scuffling from within. Suddenly, the door flings
open, nearly knocking you backward. Will appears at the doorway
wearing a wide grin across his face and clad in a shiny costume with
fluffs and feathers.
"Um, are you.. fighting in that gay shirt?" you ask softly.
"Why, boy, I ain't stupid ya know. Dere be a loophole in yur
duel! Ya say a duel, but ya no say I can't bring no sidekick!"
He steps aside, revealing a bright green parrot standing on his desk.
"Dese be fighting with me and we gunna beat yo ass ya
mudderpucker!" he cries out.
The parrot squawks loudly as if in agreement. Without cue, it flies
straight at your face, it's talons stretched out. Will brings his
fists up and you...
At dawn, you wait eagerly outside Will's cabin.