Konnichiwa
"Wow, watch where you're going little man," you say as you
wag your finger. He runs head first into your stomach.
"Japanese mine property of Japanese Great Emperor. You no touch!
Or I poke you with Japanese rifle!"
Ignoring him, you facepalm* him aside and step on the mine.
Definitions:
* facepalm: using your palm and slapping another guy right in the
face, such that your hand covers his face.
"You no blow up Japanese mine," yells a short guy as he
runs toward you.
