Eat the horse.
You open your mouth as wide as you can and the horse stomps yer head!
What were you thinking? A horse is far too large for a normal human to
consume! Are you imagining that you live in your own world where
reality is what you want it you be and you can do anything you want by
distorting time and space? No sir!! This is real life. So how 'bout
them flamin donuts? Look good?
