First up, you know her as Gretchen G. She's the brains behind the
brawn, and she knows this site better than we do.
Gretchen G.: We need no more desecration of these pages.
Right. Next is Spenelli, who is more than eager to take our enemy
down.
Spenelli: Yeah, whoever says anything 'bout that kid who mentioned me
has an appointment with my good friend, Madame Fist!
Next is Gus the Grisley. He's new at this kinda stuff, but his old
man's a pro.
Gus: Yeah, strategy is my specialty.
Next up, Vince, the most athletic kid in school.
Vince: I can kick him to the moon!
And finally--
Mikey: No! I refuse to take part in this madness, even if it is
virtual!
Oh, yeah, Mikey's a pacifist.
Well, General, you have five people to join your cause. Now, let's
move!
General, we are honored to fight for this cause. I am Seargent
Tender, and I brought some of my troops.