First up.
PP= Well Fred, first up we have Sabrina, aka, the Teenage witch, vs,
Mildred Hubble, aka, the Worst Witch, in a battle of, skill, magic and
slapping!
Fred= Lets go down to the our ringside correspondent, Preston Pig.
(The view changes to a fullon view of a Pig at ringside, talking on a
cell phone.)
PRP= No! No! I DO love you darling, but how was I supposed to know
that bacon was your Uncle Harry?
No! Don't hang up! No no no! Oh well, you live and learn.
(Realizes the camera is on him.) Oh Hello! The tension is high here at
ringside. Who is going to win, the Teenage or the Worst? Let's find
out in our first round.
(A bell rings in the background)
Fred= Down in the arena, the first match appears to be ready to begin.
Who's up first PP?
