Suddenly, in six beams of light, Captain Picard, Commander Riker,
Data, Worf, Kirk, and Spock appear. They all pull out phasers and fry
Darth Vader. Then they open fire on Han, Chewy, and Luke. Han, Chewy
and Luke are all hit immediately, and drop to the ground.
"Hi," says Captain Kirk, as he and all of the other Star
Trek dudes holster their phasers. You smile.