"You forgot the part about passing out." You remind him. He
glares at you. "That's right," you explain. "I got
here the same way. Just tell me what happened after you got
here."
"Well, says your long lost brother, Dagwood, "As I said,
it's a long story, and I am not even going to attempt to make it
shorter." "Okay, okay," You sigh. After all, he is
your older brother. "Well, says Dagwood. "I was out fishing
with my best friend, you know, Phil, and I said "I've got a bite!
I've got a bite!" so I pulled up the fish, which was really a
treasure chest. So Phil said, "Let's open it" and I pushed
the button on the top. All of a sudden, the lid flew open, and I was
flying through space!"