You realize that you are not dreaming and use the piece of wood as a
weapon. You hit the skeletons but nothing happens, and then the piece
of wood breaks. You now know that their bones were stronger than the
board.
You pull out your bat that you were going to use at the baseball
game, if there was one. You smash at the fibula of one of the
skeletons. The cartalige holding the bones together fell out of
place, but the skeleton picked it up and put it back into place.
You realize that weapons were useless againt your bony friends.
You look for your bike, but it is nowhere in sight.
You spot a water hose, and think it might do something to the
skeletons.
You also spot the barberque grill, and think to yourself that
your dog might could use more bones.
What are going to use?
When you see the Skeletons, you find a piece of wood and hit
yourself.
It hurts.