"Derek, what are YOU doing here?" You asked. He just smiles.
"Why don't you ask his mother?" The woman asks. You realize
that's she refering to herself.
"Wait...You? And her? And here?" You start thinking out
loud, and end up falling over, passed out.
When you wake up...
"Oh. My. Gosh." You say, walking slowly backwards. It's that
guy, Derek, who's had a crush on you since 2nd grade, and you've
personally never cared for him much.