You point to a blackened door. "What's that?" you asked a
funky dudette. The funky dudette ignores you and walks by.
"Hey! Come back!!"but she is gone. You continue asking
dudes and dudettes about the door, but they don't seem to hear you.
Finally a ll tell you about the door. "I hope you don't have
nightmares because this funky story is totally scary, Man.