say, "This is da vay to mek good goat chez in da old vurld."
You then stomp stomp stomp on goat's milk until the fungus and
chemicals from between your toes cause it to fermemt and become
cheese. "Ah! There! Da best vay to mek goat chez." Then you
run away screaming at the top of your lungs because that is the way of
the old world.