he beckons you to come closer.........
You are pulled in by his seemingly theatrical eyes that glimmer like
shards of irradescent burgundy amongst the absence of light.He leans
down to whisper to the three of you...........
"I have something to give to each of you........."."The
gift of eternal life..........".Suddenly,out of nowhere appears
Shaggy from the cartoon sitcom 'Scooby Doo' whom exclaims "This
is not the real Count Dracula!" and he rips a mask off of the
supposed Count's face,revealing a little,old Spanish lady in her
eighties.Finally she breaks down and tells the truth and admits that
she only does this because
she works for Jeffrey Dahmer,nightly delivering
him his meals in the state penetentiary because
she is in love with him and hasn't given up hope on bearing his child
someday.Then,the swat team arrives at the castle,followed by a
little,white van with men carrying straight jackets and sedatives
contained in syringes.They bust in and
steal the old lady away,taking her to the nearest
asylum.Then Mr.Dahmer found a replacement meal-fetcher who just
happened to be Dolly Parton.Just
remember that on your next trip to Dollyworld at Pigeon
Forge.
