You realize something very important
"Quick! Does anyone have those schnazzy tan platforms with pink
shoelaces?!" you call to the minority.
"No..."someone replies,"but I have blue suede rugby
kickers with purple polkadot lace-tiers."
"Noo...that won't do." you remark. You continue a frantic
search for any type of funky disco platforms.
You look down and realize that you're wearing regular old tennis
shoes! You yelp in horrow and rush to the back room.
