Not dead
But then you see her staggering up. You yell "Barbara, are you
okay?" You figure the lightning must have come out through her
nose, because of her five nose rings. (Lightning attracts metal, in
case all you dummies out there didn't know) She says, "If you
could please call 911, I think I could be okay. I think It is
gangrenes, If I could please have some antibacterial cream, I think I
could be okay! "Okay, come on," you yell, but then realize
she's probably too weak to walk. "Wait, you stay here, I'll get
help," you cry. Then you...
