Stupor chicken rescues you!
The zombies that were nibbling at your toes immediately recoil in
shock. A chicken in purple boxer shorts strides up and zaps the ropes
that were binding you! "Remember kid, chickens in boxer shorts
are usually a bad thing. Bea Bo Boppy's henchmen are everywhere, so
stay away from fat black wrestlers with no shoes on. By the way, my
name is Chicken. Stupor Chicken." Then, the chicken, without so
much as a goodbye disappeared in a twinkling.
