Moat Monsters eat you
This is not the end, though. Years later, a picnicking couple discover
the monster, and scientists have it destroyed for experiments. They
find some of your bones including your skull, and your brain was
miraculously still intact! Using advanced technology, they reconstruct
your body, making it fully functional again! But since you've been
gone about ten years, you decide it would be nice to see your family
again, so you start heading home...
Suddenly, a leviathan sneaks up behind you and swallows you whole! You
are washed down to it's cavernous stomach, where you see three hairy
beasts who must have been sick of living off of rotten fish and were
very glad to see a filling meal. They claw at you savagely until you
die.
